IKR? It's so easy to imagine Tidus making up nonsense like "he had hair that stuck out his head, like tree branches, but... with angles! So it was like... a coatrack! And--" but then Seymour's last appearance is his most wtf since how did he get there in the first place. (And honestly Seymour's hair confuses me since you'd think a human/guado hybrid would actually have LESS hair sticking out since the guado themselves don't have hair like that, but rather curly looking hair that just sticks straight up instead of off to the sides so... I don't know) ... and yet Seymour is more popular than Vayne, which is way beyond my comprehension XD

"(I'm not against women showing off their bodies or wearing skimpy clothing, I just don't really care for it when it's impractical and makes no sense regarding their characters XD)"

Exactly this, and I think the fact it's Yunalesca makes it the opposite of any kind of positive you could throw at it, like "women can wear what they want!" Since she's meant to be an evil undead source of death and the whole "only bad women show off their bodies!" is a common negative trope. (Esp. considering the other main one is Dona, who isn't evil or anything, but who I'm guessing you're not supposed to like very much.) There are some people in Besaid who don't have much clothes on since it's a hot island, but they're just random NPCs and Zanarkand wouldn't have the same climate...

Even stranger is how we never get... like there's a total of one Guado who says you look weird because you're human. None of them are like "bah, humans!" and the Inn keeper even says they'll gladly welcome anyone, so why do they hate guado-humans so much? Why were they so willing to follow Seymour as he attacked other races? "SEYMMOURRR!" is something I legit want to yell at the game sometimes as he alone is the source of so many problems and you'd think his backstory would be a larger part of the game given how they keep on wanting to throw more Seymour at you.